Do you wish to be the next happy haunt, mortal?

We're dying to have you. Make final arrangements now!

Hurry Back, be sure to bring your death certificate!

I am your Ghost Hostess, I have resided in this manor with my 998 ghostly housemates for longer than you mere mortals have been breathing.

I take application from those who wish to join the 999 happy haunts. If you wish to join our jamboree then come and find me. Oh and be sure to bring your death certificate!

No I am not Madame Leota. Yes I am known as "Little Leota" to some of you mortals due to the resemblance. Yes she is part of my family. No I do not take kindly to being referred to as pointless member of the mansion. Yes I love all of you foolish mortals who come to visit us.

Wish to probe into the mind of the dead? Is that a death certificate you've brought me?

Wish to probe into the mind of the dead?